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| ** URGENT - PLEASE HELP ** DONATE NOW PLEASE DONATE TO HELP OUR MASTER TO ESCAPE FROM THE TOWER PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY Our Master has been accused of misdemeanours resulting in him being summoned to the Tower of London. In previous years he might have been asked to present himself at the Old Bailey, but with the current rush hour in the Courts and the blatant (alleged) guilt of our Master he is instead required to go straight to the Tower of London and to present himself on Thursday 5 September 2024 where he will be locked up. That is unless we can raise enough bail money to have him released!! We are unsure which of the many (alleged) misdemeanours the Master is to be arrested for, and these will only be made public at the time of his arrest. It has though been made clear that he will (almost certainly) be released on bail if sufficient funds can be raised by the Fuellers. A small selection of the many (alleged) charges that our Master may be facing include: 1. Repeated failures to comply with the Rules of Cricket namely namely Rule 9.1.1 (excessive rolling of the wicket in excess of 7 minutes before the start of each innings) for U-14 games and Rule 9.3.2.2 (continuing to mow the outfield within fifteen minutes of the start of play - and also allegedly whilst play was going on!) 2. Attempting to appropriate / plagiarising Frank Bruno's catchphrase "Know What I Mean" to "See What I Mean" and then using it excessively - often in inappropriate circumstances and sometimes with inappropriate persons (his dogs Theia and Maia) We urge you Fellow Fuellers, to please give generously and help our Master in his hour of need. Your donations will ensure that he avoids getting used to ‘bread and water’ or his confinement in the Tower of London. DONATE NOW Please make your donations by either:Via The Fuellers Charitable Trust Fund's CAF pagePay direct by bank transfer to: Account name: 'The Fuellers Charitable Trust Fund', sort code: 30 96 66, account number: 00460739. The first £1,500 raised goes to the British Red Cross with the balance going to our own Fuellers Charitable Trust Fund. Thank you in advance for your generosity. DONATE NOW |
